Hey there fans of the weird and not so mundane! I Dr. Science have commandeered this portion of web space for my own purposes. But for what you might ask? To boast of course! I will show you some of my most brilliant and deadly inventions, complete with how to instructions for you kids at home!... wait, what? Oh, ok our lawyers tell us that I can't actually do that. Anyways, stay tuned as I prepare my work for unveiling!

Rapid Amplification of Y-rays Gun or R.A.Y. Gun

This fun device was one of my early pieces that I designed back in high school. After trying to create a way to make an X-ray machine portable, I found that this device actually causes mass destruction. The 'Ray' gun, as I've come to call it is a quaint reminder of how even experiments gone wrong can still teach us something.

Unfortunately, I stopped putting up the specifications for this device online after an old rival of mine destroyed a small town in the midwest and tried to blame it on me. No really, I had nothing to do with it!

Temporal Cognitive Apparatus -

This helmet controls the relative time of any person's thoughts and memories. A cerebral link maps the location of recent events active in a person's memory and is capable of overwriting them by way of an easily accessed dial on the side of the TCA. Essentially you can rewind a person's brain, making them forget recent events. This can be useful after an experiment has gone horrifically awry, and you don't feel like replacing your traumatized lab assistant. The helmet also comes with a fast forward feature.

Warning: Do not use the fast forward feature unless you wish your subject to believe that the entire world, including them, has been frozen in place for an unimaginably long period of time. The helmet will attempt to write new information to a subject's brain beyond what has already occurred, making the input of events seem static, and thus cause time to "stand still" for the subject.

Post-Warning: Of course if you want to screw with your lab assistant by way of the TCA, any damage done can be erased. So if you really want to mess around with someone, go for it! Just don't let the battery run low before you erase any unwanted memories.

Note: The light on the front of the helmet is just a light... it gets hot so don't touch it when it is on.